Tubes!!

Allow me to tell you a story:

I will tell you of the recent quest of Sir JacBur; the ingenious and timid burgler, in which he will work to restore his glorious computer to it's former luster.

It was known to all throughout the land, except to Jacobur, that his computer was a hungry vampire type entity. Thus, the common folk managed to keep their prized computers from being anywhere near Jacobur's home. In time, unchecked, his computer could consume all other computers within its vicinity, taking the essence of their computerness, and making it its own.

Jacobur had been seeking far and wide for pieces and information on how to finally complete his creation. To his horror, when he came home one fateful evening, he found that the life force of all computerness had been devoured by his much prized Conrad(His computer). Two other computers lay as broken husks upon the desktop their tubes ripped and thrown around the room.

Over charged from such a feeding, Conrad entered a state of hybernation from which Jacobur could not wake him. Calling upon the assistance of a great wizeman known only as J- he was given the task of going forth and recovering three artifacts to place inside Conrad's belly. If he could do this, balance would be restored, and Conrad would become a force for good in the world.

Will Jacobur be able to recover the artifacts in time? Will Conrad at long last become a force for good? Or, will Jacobur fail, and unleash the most unholiest of vampire like entities on an unsuspecting world? If he does, can doom really be far behind?

Find out next time....