December 21, 2012, Another Theory?

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I just thought this was rather interesting. I've heard of this Nibiru planet before (while studying ancient religions) and they are saying it's heading our way, now! ZOMG the Aliens!

Mass Murder

Fine, I won't tell you the rest, man, not like there is anything else going on in the world. I mean Blue Jackets training camp doesn't even start until the 20th. But one day when your on "Who Wants to be a Millionare" don't call me up when the million dollar question is "Who is responsible for the south missing an oppertunity to end the war at 2nd Mannassas?" Mr. AntiLincoln. If you had let me finish, I was trying to make the point that Lincoln messed up by ordering Little Mac off of the James River, and was personally responsible for extending the war another 2 plus years. Thats 400,000 more deaths. It wouldn't be until June of 64 that Grant would get back to that same spot. Did you guys see that Venture Brothers, they killed 24. That was awsome.

Here is number 10 on my list, like I even got to tell you what number one is. This one was called ROyal episode 13. During the show the Queen would start watching and they all stud up every time she changed the channel to them. Usually it was after they did something very discusting, and the audience started to turn on them.



I'll have number 9 on Jeannine's birthday, along with her birthday message.

Archaeology Today

Happy 146 anniversary of the 2nd battle of Bull Run, our 2nd Mannassas for all you southern folk. Today was the opening day of the three day battle, actually this evening was the opening of the battle. I have some pics of the battlefield that I took when Jeannine and myself went back in 07. However there on my laptop and I didn't bring it over with me. Maybe one day I'll post them, but I wouldn't hold your breath. Wow, 2nd Mannassas, our as I like to call it, "Stonewalls Foley IV". The summer and fall of 62 was not the highlight of Jackson's career, he didn't arrive on time at Beaver dam creek and missed the opening of Lee's seven days campaign, which resulted in a bloody repulse for Lee, and at Gaines Mill the next day he took his command down the wrong road and was several hours late putting his command in. Finally once he put his three divisions in the union fifth corps was pushed back from there entrenchments. His biggest mistake was at White oak swamp a few days later when he was suppose to attack the 6th corps to keep them from sending reinforcements to the other side of the field. However the Mighty Stonewall, having not slept more then an hour in the last 5 days fell asleep and did not order his command in. Therefore when Longstreet broke through the Union line at Glendale, the 6th Corps was able to send re enforcements from there silent front and repulsed Longstreet's division, and the Union army lived to fight another day, and fight the next day they did, They whipped Lee's butt at Malvern Hill on July 1rst, the last of the seven days battles.

However, history records the Seven Days as a southern victory, because he drove the Federals from the gates of Richmond. However, all he really accomplished, thanks to Jackson, was that he pushed the Yanks to a much stronger position, along the James river (the same place Grant would reach two years latter, with more than three times the casualties). With the Northern Superiority in Navel forces McClellan could supply his army using the River, and move up the James from Petersburg to Richmond (the very plan that Grant did two years later and won the war with) and Lee could do nothing about it. Also Pope's army was coming down from the north, and Burnside was coming down from Fredericksburg. Lee was surrounded, and had no where to go. However, The very idea of having a divided army surrounding a smaller army made Lincoln (who ascribed to the Henry Halleck way of making war witch said that you never divide your forces in front of the enemy) sweat as much as it did Lee. So Lincoln ordered McClellan off the James and to move north to re enforce Pope. This gave Lee the opportunity he needed to brake out of his self made box. He would unite his army against Pope before McClellan arrived and defeat this smaller army and hopefully be able to defeat the army of the Potomac as it came up in detail, thus defeating the primary northern army, and bringing Europe into the war, effecting the upcoming elections by having the north elect antiwar Democrats, and making the North sue for peace.

It is said that Robert E. Lee played Pope like a guitar, and that he could read his opponents, and that he always knew what the opposing generals where going to do next. However, this is a down right lie, Lee had no idea what the other side was going to do. In fact, up until the last two days of the battle, Pope had played Lee like a guitar(oh yea Two Mom, I said it). When Lee first moved against the Army of Virgina, it was entrenched along the Rappahannock River, Lee maneuvered to out flank Pope, and force him out of his positions into ground of Lee's choosing. Lee was convinced that Pope would stay where he was because when Pope first took command he boasted that he would never retreat. However, when he realized what was going on, Pope had to swallow his pride and he fell back to the much stronger line along the Rapidan River. This move very much frustrated Lee, and he tried for a week to dislodge Pope from the Rapidan, but it was all in vain, Pope wasn't moving, and he didn't have to. Every day brought him one day closer to the 100,000 man Army of the Potomac that was coming to re enforce him. For Lee, time was running out, he had to do something to dislodge Pope from his works and force him out into the open where he could get at him. So Lee came up with a very unusual strategy to dislodge Pope from his works. What was it, well, you'll have to wait until tomorrow to find out, I'm tired.

Also, I'm working on my top 10 list of favorite Monty Python Sketches. I'll have ready by next week.

Yours in time

Doc. E. L. Brown

The Money Program

Hey, I've got nothing.

Desperate Measures

I find this very disturbing if this has truth to it. Gee, I wonder which party is involved...

Putin accuses U.S. of orchestrating Georgian war

Daily Show Cameo

A KY3 reporter and a camera guy supposedly were asked to be in a Daily Show skit while covering the Democratic National Convention. Check it out!

An Ant

I've figured out how the south lost the civil war.

watch this

Kelly vs Education : Game Point

So, I'm flying out on Wednesday around 1pm, but to make it easier for my ride I'll leave at any time on Tuesday and spend the night with Goat friends in Lawrence. Which brings us to the main question, who would like to drive me to Lawrence? I can drive an automatic, and also gas and dinner will be covered by me. Any time is fine on Tuesday, though I imagine earlier is best for most people. Any takers?

So, it's time to start my final year (at least for a while) of a long streak of academics. I got a couple busy classes out of the way over the summer, so now I can concentrate on my team game project. Our project is pretty ambitious, by if my team works hard, we could be up for some awards next year. Though, second semester we'll be interviewing for jobs at the same time.

Next summer is a little scary actually. I have no idea where I'll be living (probably Seattle or Cali) or what company I'll be working for (if things go bad, it'll be Microsoft). Another scary thing is that I hear jobs don't have summer or winter vacation, so no more lazying around and mooching at home for a month. Maybe I'll get time off before I have to start work though, we'll see.

Excessive Posting can be Deadly

Sorry, But I thought you all might like to see this. This will be my last one for the week I promise.

How to Identify Different Parts of the Body from Very Far Away

Well, You want to see some one get hurt do you, very well. This happened two seasons ago. This is Ole-Kristian Tollefsen checking a Saber into his own bench




If you want to see some more I can put Jared Boll(pronounced Bowl)fights on the blog.

Something for Joe

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This may help you with your computer skills, from Senator Ted Stevens our governments leading expert on the internet. He explains everything you need to know about how the internet works and how to use it. Watch and learn!

How Not to be Seen

Well, I was going to post a Monty Python video but since Uncle Pat seems to take great joy in mocking my computer in ability, then I will post one of your guys favorite things.....A Blue Jackets video. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, OH, I spilled my Dr. Pepper.

This is Rick Nash's famous goal from last year. It was voted the best goal of the 2007-2008 season. It happened in Phoenix in the last few seconds of the game. It was the game winning goal. I was watching it on TV and when it happened I jumped off the couch and when I came back down I hit my head on the entertainment center I was taking apart.

Enjoy

Silly Musiks #2

Just a little diddy I've been doodling around with. It reflects Pe-Pa's huge jazz influence over me. Pe-Pa had a jazz music influence over us you ask? Well, if you've ever slept through countless nights listening to the smooth music of the Weather Channel you know what I'm talking about.

Here it is: Take The Friendship Quiz

Second Time's a Farm

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Here, let's try this again, it's prettier this way. My first uplaod to youtube, again!

Feel free to give it a 5 star rating, and a cool comment would be nice too!
Just click on the Youtube logo on the screen to go there.

Prepare yourselves....Centathalon

Hey! They Made Me Do It!

Well, It was bound to happen sometime, and NOW is the time. I've had this movie my friends and I made in 1985 sitting in a drawer for some time now, some of you have seen it, some of you not. It's basically a combination of alcohol, firearms, gasoline, and, oh yah, some guy with a video camera (that would be me) and we all survived, surprisingly. I just made a trailer called "Revenge of the Aliens - The Trailer" and it is now published on Youtube, Google Video, and VEOH tv. You can also watch the full movie on veoh.com (if you dare)

It's called "Revenge of the Aliens" and it had quite a Cult following back in the day. A segment of it was even shown at a SMS film festival.

Go up a few posts to: Second Time's a Farm, to watch it from there. Yes! I've traveled back in time, to change this post! No, Joe, I won't tell you how.

Coraline

From the director of Nightmare Before Christmas and awesome author Neil Gaiman (he is friends with Terry Pratchett) is a film called Coraline, due out sometime next year. Anyone have the book?



TMBG fans may also notice John Linnell's singing voice for the dad. Sounds like a song he'd write too.

The Terrible Feeling you get when you open your gas bill in winter

Here are some more photos I found

In this one abbey is standing next to Union Jack Uncle Bob. I fought in the 8th Ohio.

Use your imagination on this one.

Hey, how do you put You Tube videos on the blog? I can't seem to figure it out.

The Crisp Winters Breeze Part III

That was never a nose.

I don't know who that guy was in the sheet. He just kept following me around. He wanted me to give him $3.50 to leave him alone. Here are some more photos.

Here is the one uncle pat wanted some clarification on.

Here are the ones with the lady out side the window

In this one it looks like there is someone looking in on us outside the window.

Here is anotherone.

same as the one above.

Have fun at your pool party.

Joe

I'm inspector Thompsons Gezzell of the program planning divison light entertainment division special flying squad.

Get your Michael Phelps on

We're holding a pool party at 3:00 this Saturday, Aug. 16! There will be rafts and fun pool games, fruity martinis, a cook-out, possibly some Olympic-style competition, and, more than likely, a Wii cameo (bring your controllers). If it rains, we'll head inside. Maybe there's a Wii Swimming game we can rent...

If you want to come but you can't, let us know, and maybe we can reschedule. Invite whomever!

Directions to Pat & Dee Dee's apartment at 3500 S. National Ave.:

From the north – head south on National Avenue. Turn left on Walnut Lawn. When the street ends, turn right on Culpepper. Follow the street as it becomes the driveway to Bradford Park Apartments. There will be a little hill. Immediately to your right is Building D, located in the back of the complex. We are on the top floor in apartment # 237.

From the south – head north on National Avenue. Turn right on Walnut Lawn. When the street ends, turn right on Culpepper. Follow the street as it becomes the driveway to Bradford Park Apartments. There will be a little hill. Immediately to your right is Building D, located in the back of the complex. We are on the top floor in apartment # 237.

Perseids Meteor Shower

It's short notice, but tonight from 11pm to 3am is peak time for the meteor shower. That's central time btw.

And in case you didn't know...

The Crisp Winters Breeze Part II

Wow, It temp got up to 74 today. I thought I was in hell its self. Man was not ment to live in such hot conditions. Well, we got all the camping gear put up. Vacation 2008 is not offically over. Lets start planning for Vacation 2009, go Gettysburg.

Here are the other ghost photos I told you about

This one is really scarry, if you look to the upper right buy the tree you can kind of make out someone's thumb

On this one you can see a phantom horse in the back ground. Maybe it was the horse that General Reynolds was riding when he died.

Well, you all take care

Your long lost hope

Joe

The Crisp Winters Breeze

Hi Everybody. How are you all doing? I'm okay, man today was a super hot day. It almost got up to 80 today, with almost no humidity. I don' know If I can take any more weather like this. Why in the hell do you guys still live there.

Here are some of those pics I promised you. I only have a couple of them on Mom's and Dad's computer, I'll have to bring my lap top over to down load the rest.

If you click on the image I've highlighted all the features in the mirror.

In this one if you look to the right you can kind of make out a face, and her dress matches the pattern of the dress you see in the mirror pic.

Well, thats all for now, I'll try and get the other ones for you by tommarrow, but I make no promisees.

Your one and true friend

Joe.

Flying Thompsons Gizzeal of the Yard.

Got a Quarter ?

I'm a bear

Finally, an answer to the $64 million question:

What's with Batman's voice in 'Dark Knight'?