Is this Mykl & Alli's secret cloned son? He just graduated high school and is Valedictorian to boot. Nice going you two, but you could have told us about him so we could've gone to his graduation.
Yes, we've been keeping this a secret for quite a while now. Although he should really be able to spell his name, being Valedictorian and all! It's not Berger - it's Burger! Maybe he's been trying to disguise his identity....
Actually, he is my identical adopted clone. We got him off of ebay for a few shillings- I don't know why the price was so low, something about being infected with Rabid Fungal Nightosis, NOS (Not Otherwise Specified), and having a propensity to hurl bricks with crude profanity chisled into them. But really, overall, he is a great adopted, identical, unwashed son.
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Yes, we've been keeping this a secret for quite a while now. Although he should really be able to spell his name, being Valedictorian and all! It's not Berger - it's Burger! Maybe he's been trying to disguise his identity....
Actually, he is my identical adopted clone. We got him off of ebay for a few shillings- I don't know why the price was so low, something about being infected with Rabid Fungal Nightosis, NOS (Not Otherwise Specified), and having a propensity to hurl bricks with crude profanity chisled into them. But really, overall, he is a great adopted, identical, unwashed son.
Now think about that.
Hey, he's into politics (like Mykl) and enviromentalism (like Alli) and he throws profane bricks (like me) He's got my vote!
He's even coming to the official Jacoburger alma mater, MSU! I LOVE that you found this. It's perfectly hilarious.
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