When Dee Dee Attacks

Apparently "Best Fit" Magazine placed Springfield on the top 10 Worst Places to Raise a Family.

• http://www.bestlifeonline.com/cms/publish/family-fatherhood/The_100_Best_Places_to_Raise_a_Family.shtml

10. Springfield, Missouri
9. Dayton, Ohio
8. Corpus Christi, Texas
7. Flint, Michigan (Country's highest violent-crime rate)
6. Columbia, South Carolina
5. Waco, Texas
4. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
3. Fayetteville, North Carolina
2. Beaumont, Texas (Long-standing air-quality challenges)
1. Clarksville, Tennessee (Low educational spending: $6,729 per student)

Curiously, Flint, Michigan also appears on this list. Some may think it a coincidence, but investigators (the Jacoburgers) suspect that there may be a link between the downfall of Springfield, Missouri (once thought of as one of the best places to live) and the presence of Flint, Michigan on the list of family-hating cities. That link, I'm afraid to say, is the notorious child and family hater, Dee Dee Jacobs. When she moved to the innocent, family-loving city of Springfield, she quickly began her work. We are already number ten on the list. What is next?!

Curiously, Springfield has frequently been listed (by NYTimes, MONEY Magazine, etc...) as one of the best cities to retire in. This is proof that Dee Dee eats children and poops out happy old people. I knew it!


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