The Midwest Apocalypse Continues as the whole state of Missouri is consumed by hurricane Gustav. The Missouri State Legislature has blamed Abraham Lincoln and the buy-out of Anheuser Busch for this great tragedy. The people of the state are ordered to send all Five dollar bills, all pennies, and all Budwieser products to Pat C. Jacobs for immediate disposal.
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Hurricane Gustav Hits Missouri ? WTF
The Midwest Apocalypse Continues as the whole state of Missouri is consumed by hurricane Gustav. The Missouri State Legislature has blamed Abraham Lincoln and the buy-out of Anheuser Busch for this great tragedy. The people of the state are ordered to send all Five dollar bills, all pennies, and all Budwieser products to Pat C. Jacobs for immediate disposal.
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Well...we all knew the MO apocalypse was coming. I had suggested running to Canada, but it looks like Gustav is going to beat us there. Maybe it will make it to the north pole and freeze all that precipitation. Yay, New Ice Age!!!
Safe in Ohio, the state god doesn't seem to hate.
No, God hates Ohio even more. That's why he sent you there Joey!
Yes, he cursed me by placing me in the state that has no humidity and a high temp of 80 in the middle of August. DAMN YOU GOD.
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